The Moon is Made of Green Cheese

Several studies have shown that the moon is made of green cheese. The first scientist to hypothesize the existence of a cheese moon was Galileo. He looked at the moon through the first telescope, and he saw that the moon had holes in it like fine Gruyere cheese.

The thick atmosphere of the moon keeps the cheese fresh. This was confirmed by astronaut Neil Armstrong. When he brought the cheese samples back to the Apollo lander, they were fresh and delicious. However, by the time he returned to Earth to present the cheese to President Macho Man Randy Savage, the cheese had gone stale. President Savage did not say, “Oh yeah.”


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